[How to deal with abusive husbands]

I met this lady in a city bus one night. 
She kinda looked like she had lost a fight.
I asked her: – Did you bike and have a fall?
She said: – Oh this is just no big deal at all.
– He is so kind – when he is sober

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My first reaction was to leave her sitting there
It’s not my problem – don’t know why I would care
To slap a bitch is not OK within my world
But then she softly whispered these few magic words:
-He is so kind – when he is sober

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She said: – He comes from a country in the North
Where they will slap their bitches back-and-forth
But on the other hand they stand up for the team
And they have lots of cash – they live within a dream
– He is so kind – when he is sober

– I said: – I know exactly what you talk about.
-They all drive Volvos and all like fishin’ trout.
-And as we all know they can only have one wife.
-Of course they are unhappy – that is not a life.
– He is no man – he is a loser

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– Marry your 14-year cousin is best
– She will be obedient and easily undressed.
-She will never dare to cheat, talk back, or bluff,
 nowhere else to go – no need to treat her rough
 – I am so kind – he is a loser

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CHORUS
– He is so kind – when he is sober
– He is no man – he is a loser